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Boxer Brief Demos

by Will Adams

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Dead or 25 02:54
I rip my jeans so you can see my skin Handmade tattoos out of safety pins Staying after school again I stole 18 bucks from an ATM My Megadeath t-shirt's inside out Cause the principal didn't know what it was about And I don't give a shit if it covers my eyes I ain't cutting my hair till I'm dead or 25 Coach told me it's got to go But it looks too good in the wind on slow-mo So I guess I'll quit the team I hit more home runs anyway with Jenny Lee I'll take my mama's Pontiac Steal us a bottle full of Grandaddy's cognac We'll roll those windows down And blast Cheap Trick through the mean streets of our town I don't care if it blows in my eyes I ain't cutting my hair till I'm dead or 25 You better hide your daughters My therapist just can't relate When I first walk in, he already wants to medicate And when I take the pills I forget who I am and how I really feel So I started selling them back At the old snack bar at the edge of the school track It don't matter what society tries I ain't cutting my hair until I'm dead or 25
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There’s underwear on my rolly chair Unsent letters all over my dresser But who cares? There’s nobody else here Snickers wrappers on the floor Loose Ritz crackers in my sock drawer But no one knows Cause I’m here alone But when I met you at the coffee shop I’ll admit, I had the thought Just in case you wanna come by here soon You make me wanna clean my room I put away my boots Washed my sheets I folded the quilt my granny made for me Cause you gotta see I like to keep things neat I vacuumed the rug Dusted the desk I finally sold my bobblehead set I’m just making some space For hypothetical dates And on the off-chance you do swing by You’ll be impressed I’m a tidy guy And the smell of Febreze is really gonna make you swoon You make me wanna clean my room If you came here as it is I know I’d never see you again Just give me a day with a dustpan and a broom Because you You make me wanna clean my room
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I hereby declare my body be dug up from the banks of the Kings There's snakes in the ground, wasps in the air and you better hope they don't sting Haul me off in a pickup truck and bury me in Eureka Springs And if my baby sees 99 give her her mama's ruby ring Got it from a witch doctor on Royale Street, New Orleans I was 35 years old and she was just 18 It was sitting there behind a voodoo doll with the face of B.B. King She said, "I'll give all my love to you if you buy me that ruby ring I bought me a bike from a used car lot just south of Abilene I took my girl past the Grand Tetons, we saw us some redwood trees We sure thought we knew a thing or two about living fast and dying free Her whispering to me under an ocean of stars wearing nothing but the ruby ring She had me at the tip of her finger, I saw to her every need I washed her hair in rivers and bought her expensive cheese We were drinking beer in an Austin pool hall when she told me I planted the seed She knocked hers back, burped approval, and said, "kiss my ruby ring" We kept riding till her belly grew too big for the backseat I bought us a place in Russellville, tended bar so we could eat We'd stay up late watching the shopping channel, getting the bed stained with ice cream I never could have seen this coming when I bought her that ruby ring She had a girl the 25th of June and we named her B.B. I stayed up all night with the child to try and help her get some sleep I must have dozed off or something, cause when I went to check on her all I saw was rumpled sheets A bright red gem and a note in pen that said, "Thanks for my ruby ring" I hereby declare my body be dug up from the banks of the Kings There's snakes in the ground, wasps in the air and you better hope they don't sting Haul me off in a pickup truck and bury my ass in Eureka Springs And if my baby sees 99 give her her mama's ruby ring
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I was born behind a levee and I spent my summers bathing in the mud I liked the way it felt against my skin and how it blended with my blood Ray-baby, Charlie Lemon, dancing microphones, and singing guns I'm a chicken shit dirt dauber, C.D. says I'm handsome as the sun Panties are stuck in a cypress tree and I'm in the grave seeing the light the dead see A man's just a map maker charting what he sees in the night While my peers were still in preschool, I became a monk to my mind I cut the hand off of God, stuck His fingers in the eyes of the blind Arkansas taught us bought dirt and it taught us how to die Panties are stuck in a cypress tree and I'm in the grave seeing the light the dead see Threw a knife in the river to kill my mother And sunk my teeth in the neck of a sapsucker The moon's a body floating in the water And her blood's a cardinal crawling out of her Panties are stuck in a cypress tree and I'm in the grave seeing the light the dead see
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Knew Ya When 04:52
There's a mattress where the backseat should be A copy of Ulysses I'm never gonna read Some kids at the campground said hello to me Ohio was so damn cold, drinking beer beside the creek Three months on the third floor of your house on Pitman Street I couldn't find a summer job with my history degree I sweated out the days in my room with no AC Waiting for you to come home and wondering where you'd sleep If I never see your face again At least I'll get to say you were a friend And if I don't know you at the end At least I'll get to say I knew ya when Got out the chess board, ran the bath Took off our clothes and in we splashed After seeing you with your ass on the drain Taking pawns has never been the same But by the end of July, I was frozen in place Crying in my bed for hours every day You stayed with me until you couldn't anymore Came home from work and drove me to a mental ward If I never see your face again At least I'll get to say you were a friend And if I don't know you at the end At least I'll get to say I knew ya when Looking back, it's so pathetic But I can't say that I regret it It's been four years, I found someone else Who makes me feel how you never felt I suffered that summer and I brought you down too But I'm who I am today because you helped me make it through If I never see your face again At least I'll get to say you were a friend And if I don't know you at the end At least I'll get to say I knew ya when

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released January 4, 2022

All songs recorded, mixed, and mastered by Will Adams under a wool fire blanket in his bedroom. Special shoutout goes to the clothes rack that helped hold up the blanket and make it into a kind of fort.

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Will Adams Brooklyn, New York

Will Adams was born and raised in Arkansas. He bounced around in New England and upstate New York before doing the. young person thing of moving to Brooklyn.

His music has been described by a reputable source as "soulful Weird Al Yankovic."
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